More lazy substitutes for content.

Shot:

Should you make the trip out to Lockhart for barbecue?

(As we all know, Bob, any time a headline asks a question, the answer is “No”. And if you think this case is different…nope. The Statesman food critic thinks Lockhart barbecue is overrated.)

Chaser:

Franklin Barbecue closing for summer vacation

(Speaking of barbecue, this isn’t a formal SDC review, but I’ve made it over to The Switch twice now. And I like it. Especially the boudin.)

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Twitter: the lazy man’s substitute for content.

Well, it is. But I thought this Twitter thread was both interesting and relevant here for reasons:

(Note the shout out to the late Anthony Bourdain.)

This meta thread in response is also worth reading:

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Frisco Shop on Burnet to Close

The Frisco Shop on Burnet, the last surviving member of the Night Hawk chain, is closing down as of July 29.

I loved the Night Hawk Steak House back in the day, which was the only real mid-priced steak place between budget places like The Hoffbrau and swanky joints like Ruth’s Chris (this was back before chains like Outback, Texas Land & Cattle, etc. opened locations in town). However, the last time I went, both the food and the service were sub-par.

I hope an interesting restaurant takes over the space.

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Things I Won’t Be Purchasing.

Joey Chestnut branded condiments.

Because when I think about “good eating”, my first thought is not ketchup from a guy who’s famous for cramming as much food down his gullet as fast as he can.

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Conan’s at 29th Street Closes

Another closing of another longtime Austin restaurant, this being the Conan’s Pizza at 29th and Guadalupe.

While I ate their a couple of times, it was the long-closed location a few blocks down (in what is now, I think, a Kerby Lane) that was the campus Conan’s I favored. (I expect that within a decade, both of those locations will be torn down and replaced with expensive condos…)

The problem with the 29th street Conan’s is that it wasn’t even the best pizza place in a two-block radius, which was Milto’s. And Milto’s felt less like a grim hole-in-the-wall to boot.

Anyway, you’ve got a month left to visit it if you feel any sort of nostalgia.

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We don’t need no water…

According to Austin Eater, the Goodnight has closed.

You may recall the Goodnight (described as a “fancy bowling alley and bar”) as one of the recipients of the not-so-coveted Saturday Dining Conspiracy “Die In a Fire” awards. The one time I tried to do anything there with friends, they brought me to a state of seething homicidal rage, and I left without giving them a penny. Never went back, never wanted to go back, been waiting for this to happen for a long time.

The Goodnight is still opening that 506 West 6th Street location in the Blueprint building in downtown Austin, which was announced in 2015. The new Goodnight will feature an updated food menu, as well as karaoke rooms, virtual reality games, and more.

Won’t be going there, either. Will be actively rooting for it to fail hard, and take as much of the ownership’s money with it as possible.

Disclaimer: I’m sure there were a few honorable people working for the dump that was the Goodnight, and I hope they’re able to find new jobs at a non-Goodnight affiliated restaurant soon.

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Quick random notes.

1. Mimi’s Cafe in Bee Cave is closed, according to an email from their mailing list.

Yes, it was a chain. But they had pretty good breakfasts, and sent out a lot of BOGO coupons, so Mom and I ate there fairly frequently. With that Mimi’s gone, there’s an even bigger lack of breakfast places in the Lakeway/Bee Cave area. There’s a crepe place that has really inconsistent service, a “gastropub” that’s kind of noisy even for weekend brunch, a restaurant in the HEB, and a place that seems to cater to the old locals – the ones who have been there for 20+ years – and if you’re not one of them, to hell with you.

Somebody (not me) could probably make some money with an Egg and I or something like it in the Lakeway/Bee Cave area.

2. Overlawyered linked to this Sixth Circuit decision in the case of Acosta vs. Cathedral Buffet and Ernest Angley. Basically, the Department of Labor sued the buffet for using volunteer church labor: a trial court ruled in DoL’s favor, but the Sixth reversed and remanded.

I note this here for several reasons:

1) I hate cafeterias.
II) Before it was Ernest Angely’s “Cathedral Buffet”, it was a cafeteria run by Rex Humbard.
c) Back in the day, when we were visiting my maternal grandmother, I got dragged to Rex Humbard’s cafeteria over my strenuous objections. To this day, I can still reliably get a rise out of people by referring to “the time y’all dragged me to Rex Humbard’s soup kitchen”.

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Noted.

Eater Austin is reporting that Pacific Rim (located in the strip center on 183 at Burnet, where the Chili’s and Pluckers are) is closed.

We ate at a Japanese place that was in this space previously: I’m not sure if it transformed into Pacific Rim under the same management, or if it was entirely new people.

And what I didn’t know, since I don’t go that way as often as I used to: back in January, they changed from serving sushi and yakitori to…being a Cajun restaurant and sports bar.

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Earl Cooley 1956-2018.

The Saturday Dining Conspiracy notes, with great sadness, the passing of unindicted co-conspirator Earl S. Cooley III.

We have known Earl roughly since Jesus was a second lieutenant, dating all the way back to the pre-Internet days of computer bulletin boards. Earl was an influential early presence on the Austin BBS scene, and in the local SF community. He attended conspiracies as much as he possibly could.

He was a swell guy, and will be greatly missed by many, many people.

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Giggle. Snort.

Galaxy Cafe will close its location at the Triangle (4616 Triangle Ave.) on April 15 after 10 years of business. The location celebrated its 10th birthday on March 22.

I think I went there once, maybe twice. We may even have had an SDC there. But I note here because of this:

The Austin-born cafe, which opened its first location at Brodie and Slaughter Lanes in 2004, plans to relocate the shuttered business to a location with more of a neighborhood vibe, and one with fewer parking and logistical distractions, allowing the business to focus on food and guests, according to co-owner Kelly Chappell.

This. The Triangle and The Domain are two places that I avoid as much as I can, specifically because parking at either of those places would incite me to violence if I were a violent person.

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